The Mayor’s Dog Walker

In case you were wondering (and you probably weren’t), Mayor Bloomberg has his very own dog walker for his two yellow Labradors, Bonnie and Clyde.

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According to the New York Daily News, her name is Eloise Cucui, and she recently graduated from Hunter College High School. Says Cucui: “I'm literally 'the girl next door.' He's known my parents before he was even mayor, and they know I'm interested in veterinarian medicine, so I was the perfect person."

To top it off, the girl’s gorgeous; appears to be very sweet; and she is attending Cornell University seven-year veterinary science program starting next year. I’m not gonna’ lie, I am a little jealous. When I was 18, I’m pretty sure I was working as a lifeguard at the beach and trying to see how often I could mooch a $20 off my parents without them getting pissed. Anyway, sort of a cheesy story, but read it if you have some free time.